Really, one must admire such resourcefulness.

“They’re so self-righteous. I never pissed my pants. This guy killed a man with a motorboat. You know what gets you over something like that? Drinking.”  – Roger Sterling, Sterling’s Gold

“The well-made cocktail is that most gracious of drinks. It pleases the senses. The shared delight of those who partake in common of this refreshing nectar breaks the ice of formal reserve. Taut nerves relax; taut muscles relax; tired eyes brighten; tongues loosen; friendships deepen; the whole world become a better place in which to [...]

One hopes this young fellow applied the same industry to drinks-making that he did to the construction of this kitschy — but thoroughly delightful — bar. The menu certainly looks promising!