“Someone told me that the difference between a pub and a bar is that a bar has more mirrors to show you how fucked up you are.”

“Having a drink problem doesn’t make you Mike fuckin’ Hammer.”

“No, that’s not it. I was being a gentleman. Let’s face it, she was drunk. I’m drunk. And brewer’s droop is a real mood-killer.”

— Ray Banks, Saturday’s Child

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