Archive for January, 2006

Keeping Regular

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

How do I become a regular at a bar? — Dave Young fellow, I should skewer you for the sheer dunderheadedness of your question. Americans, however, are wont to say that “There is no stupid question.” That assertion is patently false, but in the spirit of happy society I’ll instead answer the subtext of your [...]

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Sparkling Dialogue

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

Some prick at my New Year’s party told me that I couldn’t call the stuff I was serving “champagne” because it didn’t come from France. Is he right? And if so, who the fuck cares? I still call my facial tissue “kleenex” even if it’s the store brand. — Darren Young fellow, your guest was [...]

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