Archive for December, 2005

Quale on Ice

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

“Don’t put any ice in mine, it takes up too much room.” — S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx), Go West

Using Your Noggin

Monday, December 19th, 2005

I don’t like egg nog. But it seems like everyone’s trying to get me to drink it. What do I do? — Kevin Young fellow, the social contract has many clauses, and none of us wish to initial all of them. But we don’t get to pick and choose, and that is a fortunate thing. [...]

Aunt Patsy on Bartenders

Saturday, December 10th, 2005

“I’m going down to the bar and see Joe. Bartender or no bartender, he’s still a man.” — Aunt Patsy (Cecil Cunningham), The Awful Truth

Lads Will Be Boyos

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Can’t they just get box seats? http://www.thebeerbelly.com/ http://www.stadiumpal.com/